Look, I think it's something that needs to be addressed. What happens when we start doing business with...aliens? So, how would an alien migration to earth affect education?
I can't think of ANY other problems that we, as a human race, would face if aliens ever began engaging in commerce with us.
Education has always been a valuable resource in our economies and our cultures. But with a new race of beings doing business with us and merging their culture with ours, how shall we manage the adaptation of our culture through education? Well, I plan on making a ton of money starting the University of Extraterrestrial Studies.
Majors include:
Alien History- An immersive look at alien history through time as well as our history with them.
Alien Art- As cultures differ between people groups, we must attempt to understand the ramifications of art in alien culture.
Alien- A look at the alien language. Students will learn to read, write, a and speak the business language of tomorrow.
UFOlogy- With the context of a new alien culture, we take students deeper into the science and mechanics of UFO's and their sightings since the beginning of time.
UFO engineering- Because when someone's got a flat hover disc, someone's got to fix it!
Alien Film and Video Production- Training young filmmakers new ways of representing our world through the technological advances of aliens. (We basically just watch E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Oh, and Star Wars, Star Trek, with a smidge of Doctor Who.)
And that's just the start! Students will engage in core curriculum such as:
Close Encounters 1-7- A seven class series looking at the different encounters humans can have with aliens.
A Deeper Look at Roswell- We step back into Roswell, New Mexico to take a look at what really happened in the context of today.
Hynek's Scale- An overview of the symptoms of UFO sightings in the past.
and
Alien Racism (E.T., Close Encounters, etc.)
So enroll today at the University of Extraterrestrial Studies and start a journey that will take you Out of this World!
University of Extraterrestrial Studies
Build a Life on Saturn
And Remember,
Now matter how far you go, there are still 26 (extraterrestrial) letters ahead of you.
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